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Now it is official: I am rated NC-17

Hey guys, funny thing: I found a web page which checks blogs for "conformity" with the MPAA rules. Wow. I am rated NC-17. See http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/blog_rating for more.

So kids, stay out. Hey, stay out. Leave me alone. Keep distance. No you are not allowed to read that I am sexual active. I said stop reading ;-).

What an bullshit. The tool is based on keywords (should write less about sex but flowers). I think every German and even U.S. news page will be rated NC-17 by that. Anyway. I love the MPAA rating system. A girl walking half naked through the screen: NC-17. A knight killing thousands of Orks: PG-13 but only because there are these sexy elbs. What a bullshit. (Wow i should rethink the word bullshit). Most movies with graphical sex are rated "ab 16" in Germany (above 16 years). A woman running naked through the screen is properly "ab 12".

Personally I would rate my blog "ab 16". For two reasons: It is definitely not suitable for kids - especially girls - below 16. My style of life is too extreme and was full of extreme circumstances that a normal young teenage girl should read it. Older girls above 16 should know what they do. And secondly: There is no violence in it. So "ab 18" would be too harsh.

Oh, there is a third reason: A young teenager should not read my English. Would only result in bad tests.

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